Warning: To Avoid Injury, Don't Tell Me What to Do T-Shirt

Arguing with Me Is Pointless, I Knew I Was Wrong 10 Minutes Ago, I'm Just Trying to Make You Mad Now T-Shirt

You Know You're Getting Old When Doing Nothing Tires You Out and You Need a Nap to Continue Doing Nothing T-Shirt

Dear Life, Could You at Least Start Using Lubricant? T-Shirt

G Fck Yrs Lf – Would You Like to Buy a Vowel? T-Shirt

I'm Getting Old: I Got Out of Bed and Had Chest Pains, Then Realised I Was Standing on My Nipples T-Shirt

This Was a Terrible Day: First My Ex Got Hit by a Bus, Then I Lost My Job as a Bus Driver T-Shirt

You Had Me at “We'll Make It Look Like an Accident” T-Shirt

I'm Not Lazy, I'm on Energy Saving Mode T-Shirt

Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting Like You Know Everything T-Shirt

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing It the Way Your Wife Told You T-Shirt

The Next Time Someone Upsets You, Just Tell Them to F.O.C.U.S. T-Shirt

Ek Is Nie Cheap Nie, Maar Ek Is op Special T-Shirt

Sarcastic? Nope, Just Intelligent Beyond Your Understanding T-Shirt

Back Off, I Have Anger Issues, a Serious Dislike for Stupid People and a Mouth I Can't Control T-Shirt

Ek Wil So Vas Gehou Word Soos 'n Poep op die Eerste Date T-Shirt

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys, but I Definitely Know All the Clowns T-Shirt

I Identify as Pissed Off, My Pronouns Are Try/Me T-Shirt

Voor Jy van My Kak Praat, Maak Seker Jy Kan My Moer T-Shirt

If Anyone Wants to Walk Out of My Life, Please Take Me with You, I'm Also Tired of My Kak T-Shirt

Please Your Birth Certificate Is an Apology Letter From the Condom Factory T-Shirt

My Ducks Don't Even Know What Rows Are T-Shirt

I Refuse to Argue With People Who Should Have Been Swallowed T-Shirt